Not so long ago in a galaxy near by.....
BUMPKIN WARS
Chronicle 1 The Bumpkin Empire is in turmoil, the evil Indoorians have set oppressive restrictions in the land of Toombulio. The sporting nation of Drunkin Bumpkin is up in arms over these restrictions and are boycotting the land of Toombulio. With the boycott in place the Drunkins now have nowhere to go and can not compete at the ultimate level. Something had to be done quickly before the Drunkins disbanded and disappeared from existance. A new system has been formulated, The Drunkin Bumpkins - Wide World Of Sports (WWOS). In WWOS the Drunkins will compete against each other in series of sports vying for that ultimate glory. It is unknown who will win these games or what will happen to the Drunkins, however one thing is certainly clear with these Drunkins is that with their never say die attitudes they will keep on competing until their final breath....
Chronicle 2 With the success of the first Wide World Of Sport series the Drunkins are back for some more fun filled escapades. Their competitive madness has driven them to battle it out against each other once again, all trying to become the Bumpkin leader. Many heated battles were fought during the Wide World of Sports series and the Bumpkins honor was at stake. Each competitor knew the risks when they entered the stage, and they each gave it their all, and they will all do it again, for that is the only way that the Drunkin Bumpkins know....
Chronicle 3 Civil war has broken out in the Bumpkin nation, the Wide World Of Sports has been put on indefinate hiatus while the infighting continues. There was alot of support for the drunkins during this time, notably from the band Blink-182 as they too went on an indefinate hiatus in support of their favourite sports stars. While the civil war has subsided in the Bumpkin nation and the talk of a return of the Wide World Of Sports has been mentioned, many political aspects still need to be sorted out. The Drunkin competitors are continuing on with their lives, always with the hope of a return to the Wide World Of Sports stage....
